Two Old Jews from Chicago in New York City

Howie: What a dump!

Mookie: These people have absolutely no idea what they are doing.

Howie: I don’t see a single tailor shop, grocery store, or delicatessen.

Mookie: Where’s the hot dog stand?

Howie: Where? Where!?

Mookie: Not a one.

Howie: Not a clue.

Mookie: Zero damaged brand name discount outlets. I see no place to recycle my shoes.

Howie: A travesty of business sense.

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