I was trying to go to bed.
Wait, actually, that’s a Lie. I was Scrolling.
And I heard a fight break out.
That doesn’t interrupt my scrolling.
Dog Outside barks, a lot. My dog alerts.
Okay, now I’m up to soothe him anyway, might as well listen in.
This fight doesn’t seem to be wrapping itself up.
Actually, escalating, kinda.
This still doesn’t concern me.