Welcome To Planet 325765-E, AKA The Beautiful Shit Machine

There’s something profoundly satisfying about emptying one’s rainbow colon into the chattering liquid, surrounded by luminous green fern and the mid-frequency hip hop of forest-dwelling Avifaunae.

And one could argue that such a vivid experience might well be so infused with delight that if one could pass caramel on queue without the need for nutritional reloading, one might spend one’s days in such a natural environment taking dump after dump as a crack whore might alternate cock and smoke.

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