In the latest installment of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Satire,” failed former President Donald Trump is now peddling trashy dollar-store sneakers in a desperate attempt to avoid bankruptcy.
During a sneaker conference in Philadelphia, Trump unveiled his new line of Never Surrender High-Top sneakers, currently selling for $399 a pair. The footwear is golden yellow, features an American flag, and is decorated with a capital T on the sides.
“This is something I’ve been talking about for 12 years, and I think it’s going to be a big success,” Trump remarked during the event. The crowd responded to him with a mix of cheers and boos.