Happy 2024, Y’all. I hope that most of you woke up feeling refreshed, clear-eyed, and well-rested. You’re about to do battle with your keyboards and phones. Logged into Medium on Day 1 of the new year, ready to kick ass and take names.
I’d like to think that’s how January 1st looks for you. But that shit ain’t the truth.
Half of you are probably still asleep. Telling your 5-year-old to go watch cartoons through your bedroom door. Pour that cereal yourself, Junior. Daddy will clean it up after he wakes up at noon. Grrrr, my fuckin’ head.