Me: “I know what you’re thinking. With all those layoffs going on, a side hustle or an additional income stream wouldn’t hurt. Right?”
You: “Nope.”
Me: “Okay, wait. Let me try again. I know what you’re thinking. Working from home is much more comfortable, and you’ll be your own boss. That’s the dream, right?”
You: “Nope, I work remotely.”
Me: “What do you want exactly?”
You: “Nothing, I just want to know what you’ll say out of curiosity. Maybe it’s something I already do, or it’s something that I think to be extremely stupid. One thing you should know, the moment I read dropshipping, I’ll close this tab.”
Me: “…”
I’m the sort of person who likes to experiment online. If there’s a side hustle that someone is doing, I would always ask myself, “Can I do this? This could save me some time or allow me to retire early.”
Then I would test it out. Many of those “side hustles” you see online are mainly designed as article fillers to be able to have the title, “30 side hustles you need to try in 2023.”
Here’s what I’ll do. I won’t tell you a lot of side hustles, but I won’t tell you a few. Wait, let me count how many I actually want to talk about.
*counting*
I think I would want to talk to you about four of them. Does that work?
You: “Yes, thank you.” (The beauty of writing is that I can force you to say anything that I want you to, in my mind.)
You: “AL, I’m electing you to become the king of the world.”
Me: “Thank you, I’m honored.”