Your Comprehensive Guide to Starting The Real Housewives of New York City

So, you want to get into RHONY, but you’re daunted. That’s understandable. The show just started its twelfth season. It’s like starting The Bachelor, Survivor or, I don’t know, M.A.S.H.? (I wanted to vary up my references.) RHONY is a beautifully confusing, catastrophic work of art. I am what one could call a superfan. I am in a constant state of rewatch. It’s my white noise. My comfort blanket. Am I well? Should you be taking any advice from me? Ask my therapist. Anyway, I digress, even I can take a step back and say this show is bonkers. Like, I’m 25, why am I so in love with these hot messes who are pushing 60! Some 70!! It’s hard to exactly understand but a lot of the country is in the same boat as me, like it or not. As a result, I feel worthy and capable of creating this quick fix list to get you going and enmeshed in the classic moments of RHONY right away. Fix yourself a Skinny Girl Margarita, crank up your toaster oven, and let’s go.

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