Granted, both cities appreciate a good market, a nice pub, and hold the same weirdly stoic pride of their terrible weather, however that’s about where the similarities end.
Here are nine times Melbourne looked at London and said ‘Yeah, naa’ while London looked back at Melbourne and said ‘Sorry, what?’
So, these jokes originally came from some ‘double drink coasters’ I drew up to go on the bar down at The Art of Banksy Melbourne exhibition last year, and so should thank 5 creative for making them happen. Here they are for reals!