I made sure that the Slack Huddle link was active. I was meeting with Captain Gary “Big Armaments” Chapin and Captain Stephanie “Little Golden One” Wilson. If I was late setting up the link, one of their crews might attack my ship — we did not tolerate such disrespect.
It’s Hard Out Here For A Pirate
The news was not good: multiple crew openings on our ships remained unfilled, forcing us to hire less experienced candidates in place in our organization. As a result, our ability to steal, kill, and plunder was down 23% in the last four weeks.
“Ahoy, Mateys,” I said. “Let’s get this meeting started.”
As we begin the meeting. Captain Wilson leaned into her camera.
was livid. Her interview with Andrew, “All you need to do is” Rodwin for the job of boatswain job, had not gone well.
balked at Stephanie’s requirement that all her pirate crew get the cutest little tramp stamp right above their bums.
“Shiver me timbers, I don’t know why,” Stephanie said. “I drew the flower cartoons myself. Who ever heard of a pirate who did not want another tattoo?”
I’d Rather Walk The Plank
Captain
spoke softly but quickly, so we knew he was furious. The penguin on his shoulder leaped from his shoulder to the deck to avoid his rage as he slammed his accordion down against the table.