That’s right, people. We are currently living in a dome constructed by Jesus. There also isn’t outer space or planets, probably. That’s a little unclear, but his gut tells him god wants us in a dome.
His uncertainty aside, this man just exposed centuries-old lies — told by the renowned astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus — that the sun is at the center of the solar system, the earth is round, outer space exists, and the earth’s atmosphere is not a glass dome that was created in the heavens. And if, while reading that last sentence, you thought, “Huh, that’s a lot of facts you’re listing,” and forgot that I was exposing all the lies we’ve been told our whole lives, then you too are part of the problem.