Ivanka Trump has shown up to fess up at her father’s trial. Here are some of the short and deceitful answers she offered in court:
- Who is my father? I’m not sure who you’re speaking about.
- Sorry, I don’t remember depositing $12 million dollars in an offshore bank account.
- No, I wasn’t there for the shakedown. Never.
- A fraudulent tax filing? You mean using numbers and stuff? No way, I failed like every math test from the first through twelfth grades.
- I was sunning at the pool that day.