Herewith a selection of proverbs, koans and riddles from the recently discovered text Zen and the Art of Being The Donald:
There is no such thing as a lie. The continued repetition of a falsehood eventually makes it true.
Watch and listen to the fox and his friends for they are the accurate reporters of truth.
Loyalty is a one-way street. Demand it from those around you, but do not feel compelled to reciprocate.
Be careful to avoid repeating a word or phrase as some may see this as a tell indicative of untruthfulness.