Has anyone ever been congratulated for saying “hello” to you?
I swear to God I have seen people close to earning their sainthood just by standing within 10 feet of me. They deserve it, though. They are so selfless and so brave for spending any time or air on me. I may as well take a video of this “kindness” and slap it on “good news” social media pages for every abled person to ogle at.
If you mentally answered “no” to the first question I asked, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Does that actually happen or is this some kind of satire?” Unfortunately, this is real.