My phone rang. It was my old friend Eric. We all have a friend like Eric. Someone you met a long time ago who hasn’t matured at the same pace as everybody else does.
I was one of his groomsmen. We talk often via Memes, the ultimate communication method of real dudes, and we call each other once every other month to catch up.
- Hey Eric, what’s up?
- Hey Sean. You got a Vasectomy, right? How did you deal with the pain?
I was in shock. Did he get a Vasectomy? Is that the same friend who used to claim he wanted five children?