A humorous view of one of the top grifters in the country is the goal today. In the mail, I received an unsolicited letter from the NRA of America. That was their mistake, but I thank them in advance for this material.
The first paragraph opens by telling me I will soon face a “real threat, having my guns confiscated and losing my right to self-defense, facing actual (as opposed to fake?) jail time if I don’t comply.”
“Oh dear!” I thought. “Bless his heart for warning me!” If you are reading this and not from the South here in the US, you will not know that “Bless your heart” is a very nice, southern way of calling someone a complete idiot.