Daily Itinerary of a Woman Supposedly Trying to Save Money Right Now

7am: I wake up with a terrible kink in my neck, and instead of making an appointment with my masseuse, which I would normally do, I Amazon Prime a Shiatsu heated neck massager. What? It’s an investment!

7:30am: I bought the wrong kind of coffee at the store, and to avoid it totally throwing off my entire day, I place an order for a triple, venti, soy, no foam latte on my Starbucks mobile app.

8:30am: Because the line at Starbucks was so long, I miss the bus and have to Uber to work. But that almost never happens, I swear!

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