The boobies are coming??? the boobies are coming!!

“Mommy, Mommy, come quick!” my daughter shrieked at the top of her lungs while taking her nightly shower, her voice piercing so loudly I suspected the worst.

“What’s wrong?” I instinctively screamed back, simultaneously closing my computer, jumping up from the couch, and running towards the kids’ bathroom, just barely catching myself after tripping over a rogue backpack left lying in the middle of the hallway and half stumbling through the door.

“Are you okay, love?” I asked, slightly out of breath and looking through the shower steam for anything awry.

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