Tom and Jerry were out hiking around Lake Arrowhead on a warm summer day. Jerry had to take a leak, so he found a secluded spot, and as he was relieving himself, a rattlesnake bit him on his dick.
He screamed in agony and fell to the ground. Tom helped him to his car which was parked about a half mile away. He drove to the nearest hospital and took him to the emergency room.
A doctor examined Jerry and gave him something to relieve the pain. He then went to see Tom in the waiting room to report on Jerry’s status. “He’s got a lot of venom in his system,” the doctor said. “I know this is rather embarrassing, but you’ll have to suck it out, otherwise he’ll die.”