She Said What?! Ivanka???s Bizarre Responses At Her Father???s Trial

Ivanka Trump has shown up to fess up at her father’s trial. Here are some of the short and deceitful answers she offered in court:

Who is my father? I’m not sure who you’re speaking about.
Sorry, I don’t remember depositing $12 million dollars in an offshore bank account.
No, I wasn’t there for the shakedown. Never.
A fraudulent tax filing? You mean using numbers and stuff? No way, I failed like every math test from the first through twelfth grades.
I was sunning at the pool that day.

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