a calm mind
isn’t a boring mind
you don’t have to live like a freakin monk
in a monastery
but you also don’t have to be obnoxious,
so don’t be the loudest whack-job in the room
so he goes to me,
this vessel has a registry
that’s kind of running low,
no rhyme or reason to it,
just how it is,
don’t be so talkative, you know?
or the secretary will use all her willpower
and stomp you in the foot…
the dildo model
was secretly a poet,
and she didn’t care to listen
to him at all as he recited
his verse while they were naked
in the bed, she cared more
about his penis than she did
about his literary prowess